Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
