I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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