She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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