U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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