Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No subtext here. People are naked.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Shame is for Republicans.
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