He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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