Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You're like the curious george of whores
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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