My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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