The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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