Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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