Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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