Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
