We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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