do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Are we still banned from the library?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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