Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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