I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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