she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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