great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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