So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm always down for nudity.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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