i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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