I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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