you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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