I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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