Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
