No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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