I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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