hotel room ftw
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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