"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
