Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
