you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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