More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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