We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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