I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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