My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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