Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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