is your mom at the bar?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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