Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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