Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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