But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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