New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
