FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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