Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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