Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day