too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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