But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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