Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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