Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize