You just made me feel so damn special
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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