So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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