Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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