WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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