new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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