I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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