I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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