: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You had me at "let me see your balls"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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